Category: Blogs Author > Arkady Babchenko
In General, Wake up one day from texting from their Bank:
“Hey, man, and by order of public authorities we you just got thirty-two thousand were written off! Good morning!”
While I’m rubbing my eyes, trying to understand what it could mean, comes another:
“But, dude, Hello again, here we go again – and we give you another thirty off! Well, sleep-sleep.”
Start trying to find out something. Find out that according to the ancient decree of the court of Vidnoe you have arrested sixty-three thousand roubles. No, well, I, of course, exceed, sometimes, on the way to the airport, but not at sixty thousand!
Climb to find this ruling. Find on the website of the service of judicial bailiffs. Indeed, four years ago, the Vidnoe city court ruled to collect from you thirty-two thousand rubles. For what? Well, dude, that would be too easy… In this column is blank.
Call in the bailiffs.
Hello, and here I have the loot off…
– Tuesday-Thursday from two to six, second floor, third office to the right, a break from three forty-five to four.
– But you can at least learn…
– Tuesday-Thursday from two to six, second floor…
Okay, okay, okay.
Going from two to six, second floor. Nar-R-o-d-oooo… And we all have the same story. Woke up in the morning from SMS – money is written off, the account was arrested. And dunno for what. Standing two hours. Go. Bailiff.
Hello-Hello, and how would I know what I’m the Homeland needs money? You Homeland? Well, not home to me. Over forty years in the opposite direction until the scheme has never worked.
It turns out that the ancient domestics of the membership left a legacy of six eighth notes per square meter my grandmother’s apartment four years ago, which has long since razrulit and what everyone has long since forgot.
And why four years later? But for me now only got. And to call? And not my responsibility. And why was written off sixty thousand, when the resolution is only thirty-two? And dunno, I turned thirty two, I have more in production nothing. Who else has written off thirty? I do not know. And how do you know? And I do not know. Can watch in our division… No, in our Department you more enforcement proceedings are not instituted. Where else routine? I do not know. And how do you cheated me with thirty, if I have in the account only holds five? I don’t really know. My system says that money is written off but not yet reached. And the five is also not reached? No. She may be there the second it came? Can. What now? Well, as the money will come, I’ll unlock your account and allow you to travel abroad. And even travel abroad?????? Yeah (sincere joyful tone with three smilies). And in the second case, too, leaving me blocked? Possible. And second where do I look thirty? And I do not know. What now? Will call you next week. But… Damn. Okay. To hell with you. Next, well next. In the Bank-then at least you know? Can. Try.
OK. Try. Go to the Bank. Hello-Hello, and today I am not outgoing and I wrote off sixty thousand, the thirty I’ve figured out, may I know where is who and what I have Pliny, another thirty, and when will I be able to travel abroad in the cursed the cursed bourgeois?
Wait a second. Let’s see. Here. Looked. We don’t know. We have blamed only thirty. By order of Vidnoe city… Yes, wait, I already knew. But even tridtsadku-then who is blamed? Where am I going to go? Don’t have the slightest idea. What now? Where can I find someone I have money? Well…. Don’t know. Although, you know… wait a Second… Is that… Yes, that’s right (smile). It was a system failure. We have blamed all thirty-two (another smile). If You like the service, please click green button (third smile). Next.
And sort of easy. You now have thirty thousand debt, which is actually there? Well, shit, then what. Not sixty! Another Executive collection seven percent? And could ten to do! And even the departure banned? And now have to extinguish this debt, then run back to the Sheriff with a receipt, to see that he closed the case, give you some piece of paper, with this paper it is necessary to personally go there and see to unban you travel abroad, because I do not see – do not unban – then return the money and spend God knows how much time, petrol and nerves? Well, what you really. Do not put the same at the end of it all. And the kidneys are not recaptured. It would be something to talk about.
One could, of course, to get by without it. And just call. Over the four years. But that’s for wimps.
And the Motherland needs heroes!
Well, you a successful start of the working week…
