Prime Minister of Russia Dmitry Medvedev said that pensioners would be better to receive a lump sum payment of five thousand rubles than a pension, with little indexing.
Boring live as Europeans and Americans! Politicians are all as one, solid, weighed his words, trying to be serious, or at least appear to be. How different from us! One, uh, shall we say, not very well expressed publicly and procamera. Another shares intimate, do not hesitate, talks about available extra chromosome. The migratory birds soars skyward, the correct path is indicated and under the water in the submersible dives. And there is the Joker, who can’t labour a week to complete, not to amuse entrusted to his care by the people: the teachers business to do advises, good mood and health instead of money to the citizens wishes, the governors advises difficult questions not to ask.
And he, like the wizard was able to prove that 5 much more 12 and it will be more difficult than ad nauseam 2+2=5.
To not be angry pensioners on him and his older companion much because the money was not able to find increase funny Russian pensions in accordance with applicable law and the unfolding unexpectedly, with inflation already at 12.9% (in confidence: not to 12.9% it was, and all 35-40, yeah sly tsifir we all know), he decided all at the end of the year in addition to distribute as much as 5 thousand rubles. Compared to the average in the country a pension of 12 thousand, which was at the end of 2015, this is big money, and pensioners in the Christmas holidays, they will definitely not be superfluous, as correctly noted by Mr Medvedev: “to buy something for the feast”.
Only here his loyal aides and advisers have reported that if pensions were indexed, as was supposed, that our grandparents would have received not 5, but 12 “extra” thousand a year. But the old wasn’t told and will not, in order not to upset that the difference in 7 thousand, due under law, the state just pocketed.
How interesting they have these wizards, it turns out: someone, the same banks, corporations, money was allocated from the budget without any magic – it is necessary means necessary, not by the thousands, and billions of felt. And at once. And pensioners will receive later. And why should they give more, if they do so, away for free love. If you don’t like, so endure, not endure… well, you know what is.
Over in China, the brethren, so there is generally no pensions not paid, there contents of the elderly – the honorable duty of children. And do not argue.
But still, it’s more on deception than on the magic like. And I want a magic wand to wave and shout: “Avada-Kedavra” at someone’s side.
