Durkee I was lying twice. Once at the recruiting medical examination of young beautiful woman psychiatrist, upon hearing that I voluntarily want to go to the army, said, “what are you, stupid?” and sent me out to pick on the article “5B” in the seventeenth narcological hospital. Mow I did not, three weeks lain there for a reason, and went to the army with the following call. And missed the assault Bamut. For which she was very grateful.
The second time, realizing that this army, already having been in the war, has left under a consequence for desertion, which I tried to hang on for the next stars fucking military investigator, his red-haired head like the clown Klepa like two drops of water, I grabbed the opportunity saaritsa for a month in the hospital and she gladly took it.
Month of life — is to Fig. Especially when the camera you need to go to the trenches. Mowing is also not mowed, so perekantovatsya — back to the boots. Like Shalamov, in General.
But the war at that time was over, and the third time to go back I already had. Yes, I already wanted to do. Two times the eyes enough. To go to war voluntarily for the third time this thickness of the gut I have left. So even captain Klep I during these three months the investigation is also, in General, grateful. Do not put on his left papers, bitch, and thanks for that.
In General, a fool I turned out to be. Because I’m smart. Therefore, in the army twice. Therefore, in the army twice.
But now I understood.
All that surrounds me…. These Surgeons are squeezing the buttocks motorcycles retribution, Russophobia this here, Mizulina, packages, Spring, enraged printer, Milon (Oh yeah!) Zadornov, Kobzon, you drilled-I’m-so-glad Porechenkov, protoierei Chaplin (also yeah!) the political scientist Markov, Dmitry Kiselev, the hearts of gays, radioactive ash, the first channel, the second channel, the crucified boy, war, Russian tanks storming the Ukrainian city, there was no Vanka, Cossacks, Colonel Motorola, hero of Novorossiya Givi attempt of the organization of Carrosio, sending the Holy relics into space, catching pokemon in the Church, Olympic urine in jars, Nazis, fascists, Nazis, laugh “Iskander”, the pressure of the Hungarian geese tractors, the ban of the cheese, “Admiral Kuznetsov”, the tile Sobyanin, three hundred billion of the Colonel Zakharchenko, the dog Panina, Kurginyan, Layfnyuz, buckles, greatness, damn America, in General, all of this perfect, absolute idiocy that took over the country and turn people into screaming hysterics, all this affected the brains of the virus khlopchatobumazhnoe…
It’s now the ninety-sixth year, I still lie in Durkee, and the nurse just took an overdose of chlorpromazine, right?
It’s all not real, huh? It’s just my drug-induced delusions, right?
Well, there is no way that this is it — look out the window and the TV was real.Natural selection can’t invent these characters, it is only capable of drug inflammation of the brain, right? HEU-HEU-HEU, doctor. Okay. Good.
To hell with you, I will go in your army.
No more haloperidol.
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