Tell that once, in a distant province, the robbers went to the Bank.
One of them shouted at the entrance: “do Not move! The money belongs to the Bank, life belongs to you!” All present quietly lay on the floor.
This is an example of how the term changes the perception of the world.
One woman provocative lay on the table, but the robber told her: “This is a robbery, not rape. Act like it!” This is an example of how to behave as a professional – to focus on the goal.
In the process of fleeing the scene of a robbery, the youngest of the robbers (with academic degree) said to the oldest who barely graduated primary school, “Hey, man, maybe count how many we took?” The old man replied angrily: “don’t be stupid, that’s a lot of money to count them.
Wait until the announce the news, how much the Bank lost.” It’s called experience – today experience more important than degree.
After the robbers disappeared, the Director of the Bank told the accountant that he called the police. The accountant said: “Wait, let’s add to the amount stolen those 5 million that we kidnapped last month and say that they, too, were stolen. It’s called to use every opportunity.
The next day the news announced that the Bank was robbed in the amount of $ 100 million. The robbers counted the booty, but only count $ 20 million. The robbers began to grumble: “We risked our lives because of accidents 20 million, at that time, as Bank boss stole 80 million without blinking an eye. Probably better to learn how the system works, instead of being a simple robber. It’s called – knowledge is power!
Bank Director was very pleased, especially the fact that his losses on the stock exchange was masked robbery. It’s called don’t be afraid of risk.
Give a man a gun and he can Rob a Bank.
Give a man a Bank and he can Rob everyone
