A fabulous country. Alexander Zubchenko
Date of publication: 04 October 2016, 17:45
Nobody reads the contract with Apple about software update. Perhaps it says that the user consents to have his mouth sewed to the anus of another person. A similar version was played in one episode of “South Park.” Similarly, no one reads a Memorandum on “cooperation” with the IMF.
Tymoshenko demanded to publish, Boyko demanded, Lyashko shouted. Published. What? Yes and no it is not needed in Fig.
Zero response. Even though of those that became public, everyone needs to move the hair into different areas. For the “small transit” the Fund needs virtually the same as the agreement with the heirs of Steve jobs: to sew the mouth of the user to the anus of a stranger uncle. When grandpa Azarov on the post of Prime Minister only admitted the possibility of raising the retirement age, even without any reference to the IMF, all patriots, activists and other representatives of PANOPTICON, known under the brand name of “civil society”, stood on its hind legs. They shouted that “regionals” plunge the people into bondage because it will have to work until death. This is a severe blow for human rights, mothers of large families and persons with different sexual orientation. Activists promised his slightly swollen bodies to protect the nation from “genocide of the Donetsk”. Just read the Memorandum: “by the end of December 2016 is necessary to pass pension reform, reducing opportunities for early retirement, tightening eligibility criteria for receiving a minimum pension.” More than confident that will raise the retirement age for five to ten years.
First let me say that we have to work until nearly eighty. The pension Fund is empty, the war in the country, all need to knit camouflage nets for the ATO. Then, when people excited, to shave off a few years. And everyone will be happy: live to seventy-five and take off on a holiday.
None of the “pravoslavni”, “fighters” and “euroatlantica” not even scratched. Well, I think, will establish the border of retirement in the area of natural mortality. It’s true, because “pence” all the polls “jackets”, do not use the Internet to vote for Julia or the opposition in General and the legacy of the “scoop”. Moreover, they are still a visa-free regime does not desire so, how do these “sons of the nation.” And can’t jump high enough because of rheumatic pains in the joints. Fewer retirees – the stronger the economy, Europe is closer. Removed a huge, unbearable burden on the budget. Now more funds can be allocated for the Institute of national remembrance behalf of Alzheimer’s, which under the guidance of Viatrovych developing racially correct version of the history of the nation. The main goal of pension reform according to the IMF, “to free up resources for more effective poverty reduction”. Moreover, the reduction of the poor population – the elderly – should come naturally. Died – and one poor rogue became less. Optimists applaud. Say is long overdue. Inhibit damned “pennies” a sharp jump in GDP growth.
Medical reform. Should be held by the end of December 2016. The essence of “modernization” – the rejection of the rotten Soviet system beds. The number of beds in hospitals must be reduced drastically. And together with the hospitals. The state guarantees a minimum package of free services: enema, anoint the green paint Boo-Boo and one round tablet. For the rest you have to pay. Including and universal “family doctors” who will operate, palpate, open skull to do a skin graft, deliver babies, and much, much more. One blow is solved the problem of the number of medical personnel and the return of services “universal Aesculapius”.
It is clear that older people will not be able to take advantage of this meaningless “lafay” as lying in hospitals with sores. Lived to retirement? Rejoice, you are very lucky. And should be treated able-bodied slaves of the IMF because they, their children, their children’s children for centuries will have to pay the debts of the Fund.
Very clearly seen in the ideology of the Foundation: to transform the nation into a herd of able-bodied slaves that will receive minimal treatment in order to effectively use their potential. Where? Yes, in the vast fields, with…ka rape. The international monetary Fund insists on the immediate privatization of agricultural land, because rape is not waiting. “Monsato” with their genetically modified seeds too, can’t wait. The necessary guarantees. Bought, planted and created jobs. Before retirement will plant and grow. All very modern, advanced, efficient. Ukraine will become a highly developed agricultural superpower, sown with rape. This will allow effective use of IMF funds being invested in the nation, then return. And, of course, in the Memorandum issued as a separate item, the requirement to provide the National anti-corruption Bureau the right to conduct wiretapping and covert surveillance, including undercover undercover. Very logical because the Foundation needed a “transnational” body defining, not stealing if the funds allocated for expansion of plantations of rapeseed, mean bureaucrats?
And, of course, until the end of the year should be all privatized. Because must have effective owner who understands rape and organ transplantation – priorities of the great future of Ukraine. Forever young power, where no one will live to old age. Just a fabulous country populated by fairy…
Alexander Zubchenko
