We are amazing people. I want to live as all to be different.
We have unemployment in excess of jobs. We sympathize with the mind, and vote with your heart. Timid in everyday life, heroes in the war. Honor the dead without paying extra survivors. We always consider ourselves smarter than others, so always be a fool. We are always ready to forgive those who have offended and those who should.
Lazy, but energetic. Tired to rest, rest at work. Amazing people. It is easier to invent the all-terrain vehicle, than to repair the road. We respect only those who agree with us. From the fight we get is sometimes more fun than sex. We cry at weddings, and at the funeral we sing ditties. We are poor, but well dressed. Only we in the morning we leave the house in the evening.
We sluggish, but emotional. I think twice a day, and the rest are experiencing that thought up during these times. But if you really think that’s powerful, the entire body. If our man twitching under the table legs, it means that he deeply about something thought. While most of us are plagued by three age-old Russian question: what to do, where to send it and how to lose weight, overeating at night.
We are amazing people: the uneducated, but no one guessing the crossword puzzles. Only our people, having not even started primary education can still guess what the horse of don Quijote’s name was Rosinante, despite the fact that he never read “don Quixote” and I am sure that this book was written by don Quixote.
We hate the West, it was imitating.
“What they have primitive films – we are outraged. – Well this is the movies not for us. This is for single-celled”. Themselves enthusiastically look like at the end of the movie the main character is not just a wardrobe, wardrobe with mezzanines – after the final battle on an empty nuclear test site kisses, smacking bloody lips, the heroine is a hostage among the corpses of enemies and piles of decaying nuclear warheads, crashed about his head, which could never happen the shaking, especially of the brain.
Amazing people, fussy, and be patient.
No one but us can’t long tolerate a government that he hates. Now we can already safely say: not the government but the government who interfere with us, like crumbs in the bed. Here’s how to shake them either, they will still harass you under a blanket.
We are amazing people. We honor Jesus, forgetting what he taught us. Put the candle, begging for interest. Believe the rites, but not preaching.
We are believers and superstitious at the same time. Moving into a new apartment, don’t know what to do in advance: to wash or sanctify. Or you can first let a cat, and then to consecrate, after which wash along with those who covered.
We are strange people. Most of us are sure that the meeting with the deceased in the morning – fortunately, a chimney-sweep – money, with a limp – to health, but with a limp and a hunchback – to great health. But if the evening out of home trash, then in the morning in the house no money. Although life has persuaded us that the unmistakable sign only one: if you do not pass the night out of the house, the garbage, the night in the house will really smell bad.
We Gentiles with the Orthodox gloss. We are ready to spit over the left shoulder, no matter who is on the left. Thus we are baptized and swear at the same time:
– Forgive me, Lord, man!
Yes, your most powerful feelings we Express the most obscene words. We Mat not so necessary to insult each other
as for artistic perception of life. Only our man can standing on the banks of the river, from the rapture to swear on a sun track.
We are an amazing people. We live so fast, no time to live as if the promised end of the world in three days, with each day we have a second. And we’re in a hurry to do everything. Even said “Faster! Faster!” explains the owner. Get this one, the one that at one that that when there. And only our man knows that this is a book on the nightstand. And the phrase “When you’re that down, make sure there’s no o-e-she” means “Not to fall from the stairs.” And hardly anyone will ask again: “that which is here or where here?”
Yes, we thought about it, but quickly began to think. For a long time thinking where to steal, but quickly began to think how to do it. Only in our language there is the word “savvy”. Others the word is, apparently, no need for lack of the ingenuity. And we have savvy, have a pumpkin. Scratched his pumpkin, worked wit. Only our in an expensive restaurant in the West, eating soup, can find ways to throw in a plate specially brought nut and scandal to the waiter because he brought soup with nut. As a result, without paying for the soup, receive a gift of lush dessert as an apology for the nut in the soup, then, scratching his pumpkin, throw in the dessert the rest of the bolt from the nut. And after another scandal to wash down all that donated on behalf of the restaurant with a bottle of Bordeaux and finally to cuss out the waiter, who all this time, while he drank Bordeaux, stood by and watched, so he dumped in Bordeaux and even some flange.
We are an unpredictable people. We love bruises, and good with his fists. We are proud of the drunk and the fact that we have the strongest women. “My, can you imagine the rapist defused… a sleeper”. – “Think, and my bare hands banks with mushrooms rolls”. We are so paradoxical that on holidays we wish each other happiness in family and personal life.
“Woman, woman, wait, woman!” Only we, by the way, there is an appeal by gender. “Man, wait!” – “A woman with a carrot, a woman, we are conducting a public opinion survey: “What can you say about love?”” “Oh. I don’t know I husband never changed”. We praise each other’s words: terribly beautiful, terribly clever and devilishly healthy.
We sneer at the word “patriot” to insult the word “intellectual” or “lousy intelligentsia”. And this is especially our expression because we have only an intellectual could bring to this state that he was lousy.
But most importantly – we live, unaware of all this, but with a dream that someday we’ll get lucky. And we still meet on the way to the cemetery humpback lame chimney sweep with a full bucket of garbage. And be sure to meet at dawn, though they get up at 11. And only then we will be necessarily happy.
