Hello. My name is Victor. I was President and I still have the problem.
– Hello, Victor. Keep going.
– I was legitimate, but no one believed me. Even I myself.
– Well Done, Victor. Let’s Hear It For Viktor.
Applause in the hall.
Hello. My name is Peter. Now I’m the President and I have a problem.
– Hello, Peter. Keep going.
– I love the money, but I do no enough. Will you lend me?
– Well Done, Peter. Round Of Applause To Peter.
Applause in the hall.
Hello. My name is Recep. I’m the President and I have a problem.
– Hello, Recep.
I want to execute six thousand people.
– This is unacceptable, Minister. But you did right, what I said.
Applause in the hall.
Hello. My name is Francois. I’m the President and I have a problem.
“Hello, Francois. We will listen to you.
– I’m just a rag (crying).
Well done, Francois, came to us. Please Give A Warm Welcome, Francois!
Applause in the hall.
Hello. My name is angel. I am the Chancellor and I have a problem.
– Hello, Angela.
I get pleasure from feelings of disgust towards migrants.
Angel, good for you for admitted. Round of applause!
Applause in the hall.
Hello. My name is Bashar. I’m the President and I have a problem.
Hello, Bashar. And how did you get here?
If not for perverts like those gathered here…
– Get out, Bashar! Who let him in here?
The security service pushes Bashar from the audience.
Hello. My name is Barack. I’m still President and I have a problem.
– Hello, Barack. We will listen to you.
I’m ashamed of what happened with Libya.
– Are you talking openly?
– No.
– Tell me, what problem do you really care?
– I’m black.
– Let’s support Barack, let’s hear it for him!
Applause in the hall.
Hello. My name is Dmitry. I have a problem.
– Mr President, we are here without the press secretaries.
– Yes, of course. My name is Vladimir.
– Tell us about your problem, Vladimir.
I have no problems. I’m the most powerful President in the world, man of the year by Time magazine, I was not affected by any sanctions, even though they violate the legal rights of our business, I did not create conflict situations, returned to Russia part of its territory, in full compliance with international law and the free expression of the will of the people through the most democratic procedure in the world, and now they are helping Bashar to solve his problems in accordance with his lawful request.
– Vladimir!
– Isn’t it?
Gathered in the hall stomp their feet.
– Vladimir!
– Yes?
– Vladimir, you have to say it!
– For all?
– Yes, Vladimir, it is the rule of our club.
– Well…
In the hall, hear through space the flying neutrinos.
– Vladimir?
– I lie all the time…
