I hope our bosses at least smart enough not to appear on the interplanetary Congress of the separatists, since they are not smart enough in General not to hold this event. The principle on which carried out the selection of delegates to Congress is simple: we take all the punks that think we are great and want to put a button on the chair to our enemies. It’s called performance for a multipolar world. To Texas seceded from America, Catalonia has gone from the king of Spain, Scotland from Britain.
However noted some overlaps. The Congress will be delegates of Kurdistan. It’s time to send a welcome letter to our new old friend ” Erdogan. Azerbaijani friends to fight off a telegram to the delegates on behalf of Nagorno-Karabakh. It is clear that most of these nice guys from all over the world are marginal with the great pleasure will arrive to Moscow by a grant of the Russian government, that is our money, by the way. Hardly anywhere else they could live in such a great hotel, eat delicacies, buy a suitcase of dolls and vodka.
Will tell as to the spirit: if I’ve got a freebie to provide, in such place on the full contentment of the unrecognized Kingdom of crooked Mirrors I would have stayed a day or three delegate and pushed from the podium talking about a multipolar world. But what a strange picture is drawn. Representatives of Western Sahara to Moscow were invited, and the delegation of the Crimea there is no reason. Could invite representatives of the Majlis. These people also advocate a multipolar world and believe that the Crimea should go back from Russia. For this, the Majlis was banned and its leaders are not allowed at home. Grant to carry out this wonderful event in our capital got an organization called “anti-Globalization movement of Russia.” But judging by structure of participants, it could be the Lord calling Chechnya Ichkeria or friends, who want separation from Russia of the Caucasus. What is not anti-globalism? Or Tatar nationalists to call to drink tea. Or supporters of federalization of Siberia.
In fact, in Russia for this anti-globalization and multi-polarity period can give. Because the infringement on the territorial integrity of the Russian Federation is almost treason. But this is our Homeland cannot be changed in any case. And someone else’s homeland – on the contrary! The more traitors, the more delegates will arrive in Moscow and get free buns in “President-hotel”. To inflate across the planet big and small Buzu, and we will sit, rubbing his hands in glee, in the full confidence that if everything will be shit, we alone remain in a dazzling white.
