Great news today for all the defenders of the Turkmen communism! Great Arcadia once again bring people good, and this time the rays of his radiance fell on a simple Russian family. For those who have forgotten, is a title Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov, President of Turkmenistan, translated as “Patron”. In General, the father of all Turkmen and netwerken, Lord of birds and animals, oceans and mountains.
Recently Gurbanguly Myalikgulyevich has arranged a tour of the new Turkmen villages. After his visit to Lebap province, the network appeared in this video:
But that’s not the most fun. It turned out that one of the purposes of visit of Arcadia – a demonstration of friendship of peoples in a multinational country. Therefore, the consistently Berdimuhamedov visited the Uzbek, Kazakh and Russian families.
Here Turkmen television, of course, overdid it a little. The plot has turned as the Eastern cloying sweetness. The viewer showed a simple village house. Rustic house, as usual, strewn with rich carpets and furnishings, so much so that at Versailles would have envied. The villagers laid on all roads carpet, dressed in a gown with a headdress, took up the balalaika and accordion and began to sing:
“New buildings make us happy –
Bread and salt we greet you!
Our land is fertile, generous:
Cotton and gas rich she is!”
After each song, the women chanted: “thank you very much for all the Arcadia!”
Then everything come into the house. On the white sofas sitting Arcadia.
— Where you work, what you do, where born? he asks puny man in a suit.
The little man sits, head bowed, with the air of a hostage. About with a look at the video of the “Islamic state” (an organization banned in Russia), people sitting in orange robes before they cut off the head.
Then the kids start to read poetry. The girl says memorized phrases: “Thank you for our happy childhood, dear to the Arcadia! You are the best President on Earth!” With excitement she repeats the phrase twice…
The father hurries to thank Arcadia: “Thank you, that all your concerns: we can work, walk, live in peace!”
Outside the window sing some Russian women.
A-a-a-A-And what of the darkness?! Are you serious? Okay, I will not weary you, enjoy:
But even this story would not be complete if not accompanied by a description from the website “Turkmenistan: Golden age”:
And today the President of Turkmenistan visited the Russian family who moved into a new house in front of which the happy owners and their guests under the balalaika and the accordion played a quadrille.
The owner of the house – a young man with deep reverence met the head of state, invited him to visit. The leader of the nation, entering the house, immediately drew attention to the tasteful interior.
The owner of the house presented to the President members of his family. Wife – Mariam – for the past several years working as a seamstress. Daughter Valya – at school, son, Alex, attends kindergarten. All of them are waiting for the replenishment of his family. Boris – the owner of the house works in velytsky the structure of the “Turkmentelecom”.
On the issue of head of state, as settled, Boris told that in addition to the five cozy rooms, the house has a very spacious and well equipped kitchen. In the large courtyard there is also a garage. He also noted that the designers, given the specificity of the rural lifestyle provided at each house 12 acres of farmland, where to build farm buildings, to plant a garden or vegetable garden. So fresh fruits and vegetables, the settlers can obtain and own mallika.
And the question is not whether the expensive cost of a new home, Boris said that he used the state provided favorable conditions for mortgage lending: the tenth part of your home’s value is paid immediately and the remaining amount is repaid within 30 years at a one percent rate, which is well suited to a young family.
The hostess, in turn, said that to work in a factory after its radical modernization a pleasure – modern equipment of last generation allows you to quickly and efficiently carry out the numerous orders which has a positive effect on earnings.
Warmly congratulating the villagers with new homes, President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov emphasized that the well-being of the nation is a priority of state policy of Turkmenistan, where also considered important to strengthen and support the family institution as the Foundation of society, to the care of children, to which the Turkmen people is a special love. The leader of the nation presented valuable gifts to newcomers and, at their request, was photographed with them in memory.
Potemkin village – an important attribute of any “manual mode” or the fact that we have already 16 years of age called the chain of command. And the fear of the auditor – the inherent quality of any official in this system. When officials are appointed from above, not elected by the people, most of the time he doesn’t care what happens to it-controlled territory.
The chief comes once a year. And the day of the visit of the chief official will do anything to let him rainbow dust in the eyes. As it happens, I showed on the example of Ufa: during the SCO and BRICS, and before the arrival of the Patriarch. But in General, the most striking illustration is the annual direct line with Vladimir Putin when a regional officer, the President gently chided, solves the problem almost live.
With Turkmenistan the same. The Arcadia leave, the carpets, the streets will be removed, furniture and gifts will take, the woman with the headdress will go to another site to entertain the leader of the nation. I hope at least the poor man would be shot. Painfully, he looked fearful…
