I’m still fascinated by the ability of people to dramatically change the vector of statements and beliefs in the right way! Here are never lost. To lie so masterfully that it’s hard to believe, it should be able to, which, let me tell you, the talent that the sky is not falling!
When the Great and Terrible Crisis 2014 was still grooming our vast country, the authorities gathered all the employees and pathetically declared:
– We are not afraid of crisis! 20 years existed, Crysis 90s survived, 2008 survived, and will survive this! It is only the weak can see in crisise problem, we’re strong and we see only opportunities!
The people shouted “hurrah” and throw in the air… staplers, and aiming at the head of the authorities, rightly sensing behind the words some kind of trick. The administration is experienced, dodged with a straight face and reported, how space ships travel through the Grand Theatre that the firm is not expected cuts and anti-crisis measures is not provided. All, in General, will fight!
And the catch was not long in coming. Not more than a month, sly superiors have begun to slowly penetrate the soil – do we need so many employees? And could you somehow seal… or something… And wages began to “revise” is not in the direction of increasing. To the natural question of blacks, Cho, saying, the hell, the conversation went in a different direction:
– Well, you know, crisis in the yard… EVERYONE does it, EVERYONE is cutting costs – modestly downcast eyes, said the boss… and went to rest somewhere in Central Russia, showing how far gone crisis – already on Mallorca does not fly, it is necessary to support domestic producers.
– But… strong? But what about features? – confused said the people.
Questions estessno, were rather rhetorical, is why people scratched turnip and sadly trudged to pretend that works, once the boss pretends to pay, and to wait until the end of Crysis. Maybe not dead men.
