Was planning to post here this 3 weeks ago , but damn capitalism ate all the time and drank all the blood … I Think that the writing has not lost its relevance. Father Muller flew away from the Internet 2 years ago with the prohibition of MBAs ( there was a Mat ) but promised to come back …. As promised … Back !
“Well, dear? Did you miss me?
Have a chat about the Affairs of our sorrowful?
Periodic reading of the national pressy coinciding with the period of drunken idleness, leads me to think.
Its all done now three news – or trouble-maker.
It Mutko, Hope Savchenko and NATO Secretary General Stoltenberg. Three heroes of our media. Making cash, making nice and making my day.
The first is a typical Ilya “ACNP Frome may HART Muromec, faithful to tradition “always, everywhere and under all circumstances passionately love and cherish my ass”. Yes, comrades, the Minister (and the sport) is a loose concept, but this is not about them. Maybe sometime, in another time.
Nadya is the youngest of the trio and therefore trick, and in the face come for Alyosha Popovich. About it also we speak will not, because this case is simply clinical and needs professional comments of your humble servant, and a psychiatrist.
But on the latter, Dobrinishte our Jens light Nikitich talk separately.
First of all, he is a professional Norwegian. Gabriel served as a Baker, and our Jens — Minister of environment, Minister of industry, Minister of Finance and Prime Minister of Norway, and labored in the UN due to global warming.
Background: Norway is a country in Northern Europe, famous for its salmon tracking stations NATO. Five million of the population which is uniformly distributed between oil, fish and telecommunications.
And that, in fact, all you need to know about the subject.
The trouble is that our Jens is constantly something said. Sometime in the future, a historian, studying the topic “why it all went wrong” will come to the conclusion that the greatest mistake of mankind was to teach Jens Stoltenberg speech.
But he is working on this.
Yes, my friends. NATO Secretary General — it’s just a talking head. And nothing more.
NATO itself is 75-90% of Americans. All solutions are worked out and accepted in the oral office of the White house and the Pentagon, wonderful building with one extra wall.
The Secretary General of NATO is very often the Europeans, and the Europeans — from third-rate countries: Portugal, Denmark, Norway, etc. to Put the General Secretary of France is not offended by the Germans. To put the General Secretary of Germany cannot be — offended the French. Moreover, in Germany the General shortage of men, peace, friendship, Freundschaft and gum: they even have a defense Minister appointed a former midwife.
For similar reasons, to put the Secretary General of someone from second-rate countries like Italy, too, is: the offense already the first category, and TOGETHER. But the Euro-skank — this is the fact: will do what you need and honestly earn their subsequent appointment in any Supervisory Board of any American Bank.
That is, the NATO Secretary General — in fact, the PR Manager, whose task is to explain to the Europeans what the Americans have decided about their future security and what they necessary to do for it. Rileishnz with the European public.
The post Masha Zakharova at the foreign Ministry.
And if our Masha you can listen to, and on a Sunny day — and look at it, a fucking Viking we should be, by definition, do not care. He is a nobody, a talking ass. All of them uttered to the ears of Europeans must go straight to destination: in the trash, not on top of our news feeds, comrades.
For with the same success it is possible to quote my poodle. However, I suspect that the sanity of the competition of NATO he will win in the first match.
In short, my dear — cease to spoil your nerves, listening to Stoltenberg. Ah, he said, what profit. Well, or passage.
Talk — and leave. “Another will come, and maybe even more eloquent than the former.” You never know the shit they are, and this post, just say “DJ”. Fill the airwaves. I think soon they even Romanian or Albanian some will hire as soon as you find with a cursory “inglish”.
If you train without it can not do is turn on the television programme “Let them talk”. There is, of course, is also a complete madhouse, but still our, Soviet, native. NATO, PACE and the other not having, fortunately, nothing.
Always with you.
Your Dad
