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Where the hidden billions for Putin?

Где спрятаны миллиарды Путина?
Mountain has brought forth a bunch. Promoted “an investigation of the 300+ world’s best journalists” did not find Putin’s billions… And teh won?


However, no, two billion find. Don’t know about you, but I oborzhalsya with this “sensation”. The whole “international consortium of investigative journalism” (ICIJ) in the amount of three hundred heads a YEAR were dug to bring clean water to the President of Russia. Result: find a cellist, Putin’s friend (probably), which (probably) belong to two billion money (probably) to Panamanian offshore (probably) (probably) have to do with Putin..
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In General, the word “likely” (probably) this fucking work “consortium of investigative journalism”, when it comes to Putin, occurs 10 times more often than any other. There is now “investigating”. Hehe…

But without the word “probably” international journalism consortium accidentally got nasty the operation of the President of Ukraine Poroshenko Pace. It’s all there openly and simply, as three roubles. Billionaire Pace, when he was elected President of this unfortunate country, promised to sell its numerous businesses and plunge headlong into the aspirations of the people. And really put the economy in an anonymous offshore.

And he did this mercenary operation in the days when the valiant Ukrainian army hundreds perished in Ilovaisk. From it, as from the Commander-in-chief, was waiting for decisive action or at least a simple order — what to do? To attack, to retreat, to surrender? But he was silent, as fish about ice — ‘ve been really busy, Hoval your chocolate business in Panama.

Just do not think that I quote “Putin’s propaganda”, I quote the contrary — the Ukrainian TV. Who understands Ukrainian — look, it’s funny.

 

And what else was amused: in the midst of the offshore scandal, the President of Ukraine paid a visit to Japan. I watched his press conference live. Pace half an hour talking to the Japanese about “Ukraine’s progress in reforms”, about “a bloody Putin’s aggression”, about “prisoner of conscience Hope Savchenko”, about the “common destiny of Ukrainian and Japanese people — Putin stole Ukraine, the Crimea, and Japan — the North island”… you know, what was the first question by Japanese journalists? Don’t laugh: his Panamanian offshore scandal!

Kahanouski… the result of the fateful visit of President of Ukraine to Japan was that their Prime Minister pledged the Japanese budget of 13.6 million dollars to the “restoration of Donbass”. Not billions, friends, and million! Looks like it’s going offshore to chocolate pickle Poroshenko’ll just throw some change in the hat…

However, I digress. Let’s return to “two billion” of Putin. What trade? So … step by step.

1) “the international consortium of journalistic investigations” by studying millions of pages of confidential documents exposed, found that some cellist Roldugin is stored in the Panamanian offshore two billion money. And the cellist — as is Putin himself. On this basis the conclusion is drawn — THAT’s IT! That’s where Putin keeps his bloody pieces of silver!

You know, friends, I laughed at the amount. Putin and some miserable two yards… not cash, and not very liquid shares of different companies. With his capabilities! Yes the money each has at least any significant biznesûkam Ukrainian politician. The incompetent Yanukovych, during three years the authorities naturel as much as 12 billion. Putin’s scale — trillions! Well, no less than, you will agree.

2) Putin has rich friends that keep their money offshore — it’s a terrible word ‘offshore’, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah!

Well, he has rich friends and what? Obama and Merkel also not in station homeless buddies. What their money, they prefer not to Shine — so it’s not Putin up with. Offshore — the invention of Western “democracy”. Quite a legal and legitimate. So it is made in this world: hard worker, zarabotali hundred, shall bear one-half of it (or more) to the IRS, and the billionaires, hiring a dozen expensive lawyers, tijarat their income in secluded places. Their yachts-planes-the palaces are the property of offshore companies that they own. “rented.” For a dollar a year… 😉

I’d say dear liberal friends, the opportunity to hide money in offshore accounts shows degree of liberalization of state. Than such opportunities more — the more liberal the state.

By the way, do you know why the tyrant Stalin so hard they did the functionaries of the Comintern? Because these guys knew the number of secret accounts in Swiss banks (the then offshore), where they had been stashed away the people’s money on the world revolution and of pocket expenses world revolutionaries. You want Stalin? I hope you get it. It’s about time.

Well, the last. It strikes me very manic persistence of the liberal community to wander the world in search of “Putin’s billions”.

Well, you don’t understand, guys, that the people with the last name “Putin” plays a totally different game. He is now in “property” 1/7 part of the land price of the quadrillion, followed by a great 140 million people with a great History, now this man has defied the West From a vengeful… this game alive don’t come out. Why would he have offshore billions on the other side?

Imagine Putin stole together with a friend-the cellist a bit of money and decided to merge… Where’s he gonna go? On Mars go? On Jupiter? Paint the leather with yellow paint, and I will dwell in the distant North Korean collective farm? Day a stick to dig, and at night to sort out the “Golden loaves” in the basement? All the same will find and kill…

Guys-the liberals, know what your main mistake? You come to question of “Putin’s billions” with your lame psychology petty thieves to steal and escape.

You’re looking in. You — not to Mr Putin. You to Poroshenko.

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