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Ukraine and bizviz: dwarfs Valtsmanu will help!

And knew it! I knew it! The world dwarfs us will help. Do not leave in the lurch, they’ll do your small, but not frail shoulders and thighs, stretch their tiny pens to Great Ucria Smerekovo not to fall completely. And not deprived, as you know, serene prospects of the entire planet. Because where is all this poor planet is going to go away without winning the country’s euromaidan and passionate expectations bezveza? That’s right: nowhere…

Украина и безвиз: карлики Вальцману помогут!

So speaking ukrskoy people his valiant chiefs, descended from the Maidan. And the people hawala. It is a pity, however, that the planet itself does not know about this. But, again, dwarves will help us, And not because miserable sometimes help the poor out of solidarity. Just, of course, comes up a little faster, how important Ukraine is, what the ass she is today and how important her any help. Well, I hope so…

What happened was this. The President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko, confectionery circles of oligarchs known as Waltman, yesterday went to new York. At the 71st session of the UN General Assembly where he will ignore a meeting with Vladimir Putin. Mainly because Putin at the session did not go, and it is not possible in pure English, familiar Valtsmanu, submit a simple komandochka, “heel”, and the guitar of mass production in Lipetsk will take away”. And give, Poroshenko would have met already running…

But the absence of Putin, gave Valtsmanu strength and courage is downright unprecedented. He, at first, like some kind of Andriy Parubiy was with the help of the mental developmental delays from the first to the tenth grade, again requested lethal weapons for the Ukrainian armed forces. Because, believe it or not, Americans are he had long been told that “they have absolute information that 50% of Ukrainian armed forces of Ukraine is corrupt, another 50% – KGB agents”. And as with the troops to defeat Putin without the “javelin” and other lethal weapons: frankly, nothing. And Waltzman it’s sad, when he goes out to the soldiers with the huge holster on the leg. Realizes funny it, funny, not scary in the eyes of KGB agents. But he continues to persist: “We have demonstrated that Ukraine has never conducted and will not conduct wars of conquest, from the Ukrainian side were never a threat and is completely safe for us to pass a lethal weapon. For their land we will fight until the last drop of blood.” And Waltzman can understand suddenly Paruby, and don’t promise him “javelin.” Even damaged, even a toy. It’s the loss of moral leadership by far…

Secondly, the Ukrainian President is scheduled for American soil to develop incredible diplomatic activity designed to bring the Ukrainian stance to all, including the Papuan tribes in Oceania and Papua New Guinea. Without them, Ukraine — anywhere! And there was Maclay, a descendant of Ukrainian Cossacks, who taught the local natives have a great mother and purr “Sche vmerla ne…”, with hunger Sigua friend for dinner or for Breakfast. He of course only cannibals of Oceania is able to really scare Putin underwater drilled cloven-hoofed animals trampling Donbass land, which is very groaning under their yoke. Anyway, so Valtsmanu say Taras Berezovets, Oleg Medvedev, Viktor Ukolov and other pedophiles, homosexuals and other deviant inadequate, who imagine themselves as scientists and performing the functions of the speechwriters of President of Ukraine.

Today from the message a press-services of the President it is known that on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly is scheduled to hold a number of bilateral meetings of the President of Ukraine with foreign leaders, in particular Turkey, Japan, New Zealand, Argentina, Qatar and others.” As well as individual attention during the visit will be paid to the issues of deepening of strategic partnership relations between Ukraine and the USA. In addition, Poroshenko will meet with us leaders, representatives of leading business and political circles of the country and, of course, with the Ukrainian community in the United States.

But it’s all garbage! With the blessing of Waltzman and his invisible, beneficent presence, foreign Minister of Ukraine Pavlo Klimkin (aka Klim Chugunkin) will sign an agreement on mutual abolition of visa requirements for Saint Kitts and Nevis. And thus, Ukraine will make a powerful jump with a break in the Caribbean, not to mention the proximity to the Bermuda triangle in which if you try to lure Putin and his Buryats and thus one fell swoop to do away with the yoke of the Horde in Ukraine.

Was possible is remarkable and no doubt wikiporno (will remain in the memory for ages), due to the fact that the Chairman of the 71st session of the elected diplomat from Fiji Peter Thomson. I don’t know exactly how it is connected to the United Nations with a resounding Ukrainian success at St. Quito and a Nevis direction, but I suspect that the great Ukrainian diplomacy, as always and everywhere, does not know borders and obstacles. And Waltman, that is, not just washed personally and Thomson all standing behind him, Oceania, Polynesia and even Melanesia with Micronesia, and in fact sent a powerful signal to the EU, which again slowed down, as some brake from Putin’s Buryatia Republic, providing visa-free regime. And here the leader of the response Waltman seems to be saying that “Europeans fucking”: not give without a visa, to go to the Caribbean, come with US and go in there and not in your nasty and ispohablennoy illegal migrants in Europe. This is our revenge, and she’s scary: don’t you see our workers on the streets of Paris and Berlin, they will be replaced by brown and black in the Caribbean.

And the thing is that in June this year at the behest of the EU happened zrada, which skrawanie not one flaming heart of a Ukrainian patriot and European, and broke in pieces not alone lovingly prepared lace panties. It was then, in early summer, when millions of Aryans in response and readied to light out on European resorts for bizwise, none of them bezveza not given. But the EU is despicable, and from the corner literally taken aback ukrov as cancelled visas for citizens of Palau, Tonga and somehow Colombia.

Of course, I have nothing against Colombia, but it is simply illogical in this series. Colombia – she is in Latin America and not just the birthplace and source of the miraculous life-giving powder, which is trying to fight the whole world, but also a big country, with almost 50 millionnym population. And in this respect it is a threat to the response video. If millions of Colombians lomanut to the Elysian fields or area of Germany and will start there in all of his Latin American temperament with impunity and mass Mochalov ass defenseless Europeans, complementing the immigrants from the Maghreb and the Middle East, ukram there may not get it at all.

Another thing Tonga (103 thousand people) and Palau (generally 20 thousand) from Polynesia and Micronesia. Because: a) there dick will get it thousands of miles by sea or air; b) they, the residents of the two “midgets”, really small. And there is no threat. But still a shame: it provided, although they are in pots on their heads on the Maidan and danced, and ukram that his tsakali in colanders and even brain burned with tires and Molotov cocktails for the sake of democracy, not a Fig given. And now don’t give: moved the summit Ukraine – EU, which was definitely promised bezviz, another couple of months.

Here Waltman with Klimkin and went for broke. Almost to the other side of Europe, for her, the sea across the Atlantic. That is, in the Caribbean. And the poor Saint Kitts and Nevis this is a microstate, which is clearly not before the Ukrainian head could become the first new strategic partner of Ukraine. And, as they say, bezbabe and hand – cabaret singer: I do not want to give Ukraine their bezveza great state and the entire fucking EU, she will go on “dwarfs”. And take his massive…

“What’s going on with Ukraine, what’s wrong with her?”, can ask someone interested. It’s very simple: it’s called “Ukraine fatigue” when she is doing nothing to correct the deplorable situation at home in the country, only whining and begging, begging and begging money, the attention, Beavis, lethal weapon. She just pulled up all the, as teenagers say. And it and its representatives, including even Waltzman with Klimkin, have all run away. But the mercy of the Maidan fall on the heads of the unwary. As that might not be Saint Kitts and Nevis if its diplomats and by some miracle will not avoid Klimkin…

…And here’s what is surprising: in Kiev do not want to understand. As says the press service Waltzman, new York at the UN he wants to “demonstrate active and consistent position of Ukraine on protection of the key, core values of the UN Charter, to provide comprehensive information on the situation in and around Ukraine, in particular in the part of the illegal annexation of Crimea and aggression in Eastern Ukraine by Russia”. And also to beg, “javelin”, because Putin and the Buryats not only then attack the unfortunate Ukraine, when the “stand with Ukraine shoulder to shoulder, including in matters of military cooperation, is the whole world, including the United States.” And, of course, Saint Kitts and Nevis. Too close. Shoulder-to-shoulder. And the nurses from the infirmary, the UN, who at the sight of the Ukrainian delegation inexcusable delay…

Vladimir Skachko, “Anti-Fascist”

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