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The week before the US election. Puangue?

Неделя до выборов в США. Повангуем?

 

If you think we guess who eventually will move into the White house, you did wrong. It will be about something else entirely, you are my curious.

 

So, let’s imagine: on the calendar on 9 November 2016. Fanfare sounded winners, a little dried snot defeated – the United States has entered a new era. Rather not – the United States has entered an era of new concepts and memes.

 

Try to explain in more detail. These elections are not only the dirtiest in the history of the United States – this election is the most active PR tool for the global promotion of a single person.

Guessed what? Right, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.

 

But, like every mass promotion/promotion of any brand, in the course of the promotion there are often very funny effects not covered by brandstrategy and brand managers.

 

Imagine the situation with the buses carrying the team re-voting from state to state. What does trump? Gil accuses a woman of fraud (AU, roundabouts!!!). In response, the woman Gil announces that it Putinteam move on Putinbus, tearing loose the elections and undermining Democracy itself. A couple of new concepts are.

Before the elections, the Pentagon again accuses Russia of organizing the Northern lights to influence the weak minds of the American voter.

Classic #Northern_lights_Putin. Read the first letter… Oh the horror!!!

 

NLP in action, a new concept of the old abbreviations firmly establishes the whole NLP for the Kremlin dictator Vlad Putin.
Go ahead. One of the latest news: the US is going to accuse Russia of using weather weapons. Of course, weather weapons Putin. Carefully read the translation: weather weapons Putin, then carefully think about it in a new acronym… WWP.

Looks very ominous. And if after the elections the US GDP will suddenly start declining from the actions of WWP… I Think you understood it.

Continue?

 

Although… after the election as Director of the FBI for many years is exactly will be called Putin_agent, and if the U.S. attorney General for the remaining time before the election will open criminal proceedings against Baba Healy, then automatically the post will be called Putin_ment_suka. In short, PMS.
With what I do, indeed, congratulations.

PS Originally wanted to put this in the magazine “Banter”. But the new political reality spit any magazine.
 

Oleg Lavrov

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