Many people buy such stupid merchandise.
Everyone knows this kind of advertising, under the guise of the incredibly useful things at us from the screen trying to sell different stuff. But someone it all buys! Advertising techniques, coupled with knowledge of psychology, and my hands are reaching for the wallet… And then at home, you find that such crazy purchases like in our collection.
15. Shorts slimming sauna effect
A description of all the pants of this kind are usually very impressive: “You can take advantage of saunas for those parts of the body where you need it most – abdomen, waist, thighs, and buttocks. Very easy to use – simply put them on and set the desired temperature. A few shorts with effect of a sauna will make a sweat on your tummy, hips, thighs and buttocks, will help flush excess water and lose weight”.
Wow, that sounds amazing. These pants only work from the network and need to plug something in. If someone wants to sit near a socket and soar ass, then this product is for you.
14. Talking toilet paper holder
Sometimes the advertised thing is designed for fun and jokes – like this talking toilet paper holder. Inside the holder is a recording device, which you can use to make a voice recording or music. And when a man pulls a roll, to tear off a piece of paper, the device is activated and will issue this record. For example: “it Seems to me, dear people, that you’re the Blackbird!” Importantly, he had a heart attack and died on the spot, and Yes – epic.
13. A magnet for grease removal
According to the descriptions, a magnet for removing fat removes excess fat from greasy food! Absorbs fat floating on the surface of the prepared dishes. Makes the food more healthy. Simply freeze the magnet, then move it over the oily surface of the food and all the fat will remain on the magnet! Removes fat, cholesterol and calories… Instantly. The perfect solution for roasts, soups, and gravies”. It’s just nonsense to some, but this thing sell and someone buys it.
12. Piggy-ass
This is really something. Read the description on one of the sites: “This funny piggy-ass is a favorite entertainment at home or in the office, and everywhere in between. Man named Manny shows his ass and laughing at the ringing of each new shiny coin. So drop the coin and listen to how happy his ass. This piggy is fun for the whole family. Buy piggy-ass today!”
11. Maintainer breast
Suppose you are a woman and you have a large chest. Cool! But here comes the night and have to go to bed and you sleep on your side. So what? – you will ask. Wrong question. You certainly need some thing that will support your Breasts during your sleep and not allow her to lie on one another. And here comes into play the manufacturer of cute pink podderzhivala chest.
10. Push up buttocks
Well and again about the ladies. Flat ass? You feel ashamed for her? Want it was larger and more bulbous? If Yes, then rejoice: there is no need of expensive operations for the insertion of butt implants. After all, there is a miracle cure called Booty Pop, which promises to “transform dull saggy ass in young elastic ass, which everyone will admire”.
9. Portable sauna
This thing was invented for a special group of buyers. First, they must want to bathe in the sauna. Second, they must be too poor to go to a normal sauna somewhere near the fitness center. And third, most importantly, these people should love to buy stuff “store on the couch”, and even trying to use it. Just look at this thing, it’s some kind of torture instrument.
8. Blanket to save the marriage
Another classic example. Watch the video – you will understand everything without words. On the outer side of this blanket is quite ordinary, but in fact it is made of the same material that the military uses to protect against chemical weapons. It protects from gas molecules, caused by flatulence”. In short, this is the blanket for those who farts and doesn’t want to annoy your mate. But I still don’t understand who would want to buy such a thing.
7. Trap for dog poop
Or this amazing invention. Yes, clean up poop for a dog – not the best thing in the world. But to stick to his bum bag is, you know, even worse. Advertising says that this device is “easy to attach on the dog and it will make your walk a real pleasure.” The video also says that the trap for the poop comes in 8 sizes. I don’t even want to know anything about it.
6. Bib for adults
This child’s bib, but for adults. As is easy to guess, after watching the infomercial, adults are a bunch of blind idiots, constantly shedding hot coffee on. And only a giant bib can save us.
5. Jeans pajamas
Everything is simple: it’s a pajama pants that look like jeans. So in the video been telling you that you can be walking around town in pajama pants and no one will notice. They’re like jeans. Well, you understand. Why just be walking around town in pajama pants?
4. Pad on the chest for blouses with cleavage
Okay, the previous items in our list was bad, but this is just the plague. This thing is obviously useless, but it, however, someone buys and tries to use it. Watch the video to understand how it should work. It is assumed that if a woman wears a jacket with a low neckline, it should confuse and she needs to close this special neckline lace overlays, hooked them to the straps of the bra.
3. Cooling pillow
In the commercial says “sometimes at night you feel that burn”. I don’t know. If someone feels that off, he may have bigger problems than some thermopause. Maybe it’s time to call the fire Department. When a man really wants to sleep – he falls asleep. In the description of this wonderful pillow it is said that through her head stays dry and cool. The secret is Soothsoft technology. The pillow is made from modern material Memory Foam adapts to the shape of the head. Inside cushion is filled with 2 liters of water… that’s enough.
2. Car cushion “Pull your panties on the head“
By itself, this product represents something like a car pillow under your head, is not satisfactory and someone can really benefit in the long trip. Here the problem is the name – Head Wedgie. It is just awful. Everyone knows what a “head”, a wedgie is when the crotch “zazhevyvaet” underwear. “Veggie” is called not very good fun “to pull someone’s underwear on your head.” Well, now fold it all together… I Wonder who came up with such a great title car pillow, and why no one told this man that he’s crazy? Such questions keep me awake at night – even the Chillow doesn’t help.
1. The mounting for the gun on the mattress
Here is a very cute and American. On video under the serious music speaker explains to us that to attach the gun to the mattress – is absolutely fine. The main sheet then it will close that nobody will notice! In short, keep the gun under the bed is wrong, it was right at your fingertips and you could grab him at any moment. Well this is what a cowboy should be. However, people who are able so to use firearms, is unlikely to be ready to buy such devices to “shop on the couch”. At least I hope so.
