To watch Russian news TV don’t have one, because it is harmful for the brain. To read what has been said, much better after the reading awakens the desire to think and to analyze written. The COP took the difficult task of watching “News week”, aired on the channel “Russia-1” and “Russia 24”.
We offer you with excerpts from the news agenda set out in the programme. Traditional host of “Vesti Nedeli” Dmitry Kiselev, appears to be still on vacation on their Crimean winery, so the transmission is back Evgeny Popov.
As always, it sounds disturbing music. Why Poroshenko attacks (really, why)? The purpose of saboteurs saboteurs reveal themselves. Why Ukrainians go to the Russian Crimea? The medals, which were not expecting — the Olympics (though not expected? Like waiting). Why Ukrainian athletes were forbidden to communicate with the Russian media, and why the Frenchman Lefort was used with a mobile phone. Fun Polonsky are the bailiffs — his letters from prison, and who will get his property. Show how he lived Polonsky — he is a bourgeois, a comic character. Kalinigrad not to be Konigsberg. Tank biathlon by the revelations of the cosmonauts from the ISS.
The first story — the success of the Russian fencers. For some reason their called “Musketeers”. Reasons to be proud a little, so immediately move to how was removed from the Olympics Darya Klishina.
Fencers wrapped in a giant Russian flag and kiss the gold medal. Ukrainian sablistka lost, hurrah! In our team there is a girl Sophia the Great, her name is constantly repeated. Ukrainian does not communicate with the Russian TV channel a coach.
“Now will my mamulki to call,” says one of our fencers. Mom’s still awake, greets her daughter. “How were you sick?” shouts a reporter, “Russia”, leaning on the phone athletes. Clear answer is no. All rejoice, shout, coach shaved — he promised to do if fencers win.
Fighters have two gold medals. Ask the champion Beslan (nickname — “Besik”): how is it? I want to go home, he says, and medals in the bag lucky. Other medalists to carry the medals in boxes. The judoist Kuzyutina caught at the airport and shoved her microphone. According to her, she was very tired, the sights did not look, went for a medal and got it. A series of other medalists and medalists. Tell, than will feed them at home, as the flight home.
Athlete Klishina came to Rio, but the whole team got suspended. It is pure, never came across the chaos going on. Swimmers swim, and our impossible, Efimova suspended and crying. And foreigners all float and float.
Second in importance to the story — bloody sabotage of Ukraine in the Crimea. The shells exploded, two Russian soldiers were killed. An aggressive attack was planned on the eve of the talks on the situation in Ukraine — what a disgrace. Putin said that now, of course, to meet meaningless. The authorities in Kiev are not looking for ways of peaceful settlement, and therefore talking to them is nothing. For the deaths of Russian military Ukraine will have to answer — both American and European partners.
All the details of the diversion are known. It was planned a few months. The saboteurs were anti-personnel mines. Putin complains that the Kiev authorities are robbing their own people and all are satisfied with it, to distract people. “Poroshenko is the first European leader who uses terror against the neighboring countries”, — says a leading. “This is a very dangerous precedent,” confirms Putin. Again a long speech about Western partners, who have to settle.
Poroshenko continues to hide behind a Western curators. A mocking voice read tweet Poroshenko that Ukraine is not to blame. The quotations of American and European officials, they are asking the Ukrainian President to the tranquility, peace and de-escalation of the conflict. “The West does not want to be responsible for the craziness Poroshenko”, — says a leading. In fact, why should he?
Medvedev did not rule out the rupture of diplomatic relations with Ukraine, does not want this to happen, but is likely to have. The cancellation of talks in China does not negate the need to comply with the Minsk agreements. Diversion Poroshenko all spoiled. Soon defaulted, but the Ukrainian authorities are not recognized.
Reporting from the Crimea, with a thinning of Perekop. Commandos boarded the boats and under cover of night, crossed it in rubber boats. Laid mines, but here they were waited already by the Russian special forces. Fighting, explosions, corpses.
One of the saboteurs said that had to find an Arsenal for sabotage in the cemetery. Arsenal rich list makes no sense, would be enough for a small war between two organized crime groups. Arrested Eugene Panov — Ukrainian scout. He coordinated the movement of terrorists in the Crimea. I mean, seriously, the fault of Kiev undeniable (however, the issue is not initially).
Uncovered extensive subversive network. Passwords, ciphers, secret, most do not know each other. The code word “Chicago” in the “Classmates” from a stranger means a call to action. Of course, all this is not free — saboteurs are well paid. The plan is simple — first, to lay a fake bomb to distract the security services, and then to undermine all of these to hell. Accomplices and agents charged.
Russia has resumed a dialogue with Turkey. All is well, friend Erdogan shakes hands with Putin, and NATO was raging and angry — as they should be. In Pulkovo airport are Turkish builders with Russian and Turkish flags, greeted their President. In recent months, very worried for his work in Russia, and for obvious reasons, welcome the arrival of Erdogan.
All Turkish channels broadcast the handshake of the leaders live in pain for seven months. Putin’s speech is almost inaudible over the sound of a camera shutter. “Mr. President, dear friend,” Erdogan begins his speech.
Saying that the Turkish President has apologized, and the letter with the word izvinite wrote of Russian-speaking interpreters, so that everything is in order, sorry, just breaks. A complete victory — all joint projects will be restored, the oil will pump together. Bulgaria is worried and wants to return to the project of construction of South stream.
Turkey suffered a lot — not on the beaches of Natasha, and of the Janissaries crying bitter tears. Now everything will return to normal. “Break — not to build” — says Putin relations between the two countries, but to build ready. There is a common goal — the settlement of the Syrian crisis.
And in Syria, Russia is set to full. Killed the next five points of the control action (it would be necessary for the interest to calculate how many command posts we destroyed). In Aleppo, government forces are fighting for every house.
Forces to dislodge the militants from the city completely, yet. Radicals 15 groups are blocked in the Eastern part of the city, but don’t give up. However, artillery and aviation strikes constantly and every day, destroying the fighters. In the Orthodox Church in the liberated quarter of the refugees handing out humanitarian aid.
The CEC made the statement of 14 parties to participate in elections. The activists of the parties went to the people. The struggle will be very hot (will probably have to go to the garden). The number in the Bulletin played on the Lotto and heads of parties almost fought over who would pull the barrel first.
The edrosov fellows — in Orenburg protect parks from development, meeting with farmers. Medvedev promises to support farmers. “I always say that the village to not touch the ladies,” he says.
To Mironov of SR, people come and complain on public utilities. Zhirik always sent propaganda train across Russia. There’s nothing will, but it will be fresh air. Reason, show Park, vintage cars Zhirinovsky. Zyuganov is nothing special involved — plays volleyball, but it supports Jeff Monson. Talking about “real communism”. Well, that in Russian poorly understood.
Zyuganov tells about the fraud, but Mrs. Pamfilova is struggling and will surely provide all information to the President. The results of the poll, the EP, of course, 44 per cent. The rest in the area of statistical error.
Rouhani, Aliyev and Putin met to talk about land transport corridor from India. It is beneficial not only from an economic point of view, but also from a geopolitical — we will fight together with Iran and Azerbaijan over the undermining of the economy of the West. The alternative sea route, and there are Somali pirates. No one wants to mess with the Somali pirates.
Putin also spoke with Armenian President Sargsyan and assured that the seizure of the police station is not good, but not very important, important economy. Armenian exports are growing, we are not far behind.
The exam is one of the main topics of the meeting of Putin with the government. Didn’t give them less than one percent. Graduates show interest in the natural Sciences. And the budget places are.
Passed away two of the sixties, Rada adzhubei and Ernst Neizvestny. Unknown — good, and the dispute with Khrushchev won. And Rada adzhubei asked him to make a tombstone for the Secretary General. Sixties we owe much of the proud: from the hydrogen bomb to the Soviet cinema. What is more important — does not say.
Who and why tries to rename Kaliningrad to Koenigsberg? Residents want to know! The petition the activists left on the American site, nobody signs. Who wants to teach Kaliningrad unnatural identity?
Once there lived Germans, but now they are not, there is one Russian. Show activists Oleg and Mikhail. One of them said that he supported the Maidan — they were all clear. The other would side with NATO in case of conflict. But there in the city and normal people — they say that it is impossible to forget the glorious Soviet history. Nationalist Alexander Orsulic says that all the Prussian superior to the Soviet.
The historian tells how Kaliningraders brainwashed. Some provincial exhibition of photographs, sponsored by Germany, the Soviet troops called the aggressors. “The horror! Russophobia!” — exclaims the visitor, not knowing where he was going. Children who came to Germany under the program of the center for Russian-German friendship, who organized an exhibition on German soil were taken to the police stations taught to act in “crisis situations” and forced to watch porn on TV.
Show “candid video that it is not clear how they got into the network” — a Frank conversation between the astronauts in the spacecraft Soyuz. Talking about life and that it would be nice to roll vodka. Astronauts are people too, “live while you work, otherwise kirdyk.”
Finally dare to tell about the appointment of Anton Vaino as head of the Administration of the President. All right, Ivanov wanted to, and generally recommended that Putin Vaino, pass by. The new head of the AP promises that will continue to develop the glorious traditions of the body. Ivanov hissed through clenched teeth, Vaino professional and will not fail.
Tank biathlon is great. He is in every issue of “News week”. The impression that it never ends. Shoigu is interviewed: army games — military “Formula-1”. “Games — those teachings,” — said the leader of the program.
This week in the United States called for Russian to kill — namely former Deputy CIA Morell. To justify himself States that he is a former, can not be, that the former in the language then current in the mind. Politicians in the West do not follow the language of Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States, called at the democratic Convention Putin a dictator. Painful stuff, how is that even possible to speak. Silly emotional outbursts of upstarts.
And what surprised Trump, who also has tongues wagging. “Obama and Clinton are the founders of the IG (banned in Russia),” said the Republican candidate. And rightly said! We know that trump will win, and we will help. America is rotten (but this we already know). Chaos and rudeness. Philippine President calls U.S. Ambassador “son of a bitch and gay” for interfering in elections in the country.
Finally — a business tycoon Sergei Polonsky. He is accused of fraud in the construction of residential complexes. To cover the losses of investors, enough to sell one apartment Polonsky in the Federation Tower.
Polonsky in the court. Shouts: “Freedom for entrepreneurs of Russia!” Justice is a “service dog, breathing him in the back.” Polonsky archival records complains that Cambodian Director SP DIL**from him the mattress. His wife walks the dogs of the elite and complains about their hardships. Apartment real estate investors will finish building the new developers. In Cambodia, Polonsky was preparing for the end of the world and made of stone phalluses magical portal. Now the Cambodians are put in their place Orthodox Church. We have the best to do the opposite.
