Inventions that hinder rather than help.
In the quest to reduce the number of movements and to simplify your life sometimes people come up with things that perform the task exactly the opposite. Or are these masterpieces of engineering are so useless that their use in daily life resembles theater of the absurd. So, the hit parade of the most idiotic inventions about which it is unknown if they are someone else in something other than a waste of money to buy them.
Lens with artificial crystal tear. It is difficult to imagine anyone who would voluntarily stick it in the eye.
If you want to attract the attention of law enforcement but don’t know how, this case for your smartphone — your choice!
Diet water for those zero calories for many.
Special sleeve for gardeners! Seriously?
Know what’s cool? When a child peed in his pants in a public place and this thing is the alarm is to alert parents about the next “gift” begins to howl, so no one had any doubt where this horrible smell.
The fixture in order to pet the animals. Of course, cats and dogs just love it when thing suspicious patted them a foam roller on the back.
Seat to accustom the cat to the toilet. You come in like this in the bathroom and there’s a busy cat.
Or this reward. Dogs with this trap poop be even more dangerous.
Aquarium for those who thought that their fish is willing to hit the district.
Pants for a picnic. Perhaps there is with them is a special treat.
“Honey, today I want to bring you home, because then I’d have to roll and my dinner will be in my pants.”
Shorts with a sauna effect. Apparently, instead of chemical castration.
Ready cooked whole chicken. Canned. Feel awkwardness due to the fact that all my life ate normal home food.
You know what’s missing burgers? Right, exhaust! With this unique nozzle on the exhaust pipe of a car, you can cook a mouth-watering Burger with the aroma of petroleum products.
Handle banks so necessary, because to keep the Bank hand is so uncool! Much cooler all the time to carry this piece of plastic in case you suddenly want a cold one from the jar.
Who needs one Bicycle wheel when there are four roller?
Special Taser prevents falling asleep behind the wheel. The packaging says that this product is particularly suitable for driving under the influence.
These shorts you can wear together with your partner or to stick hands and feet and walk on all fours like a dog. Lots of options for use!
And the eternal rainbow on the road.
“These new technologies are new, let’s think of something unusual to add to it. For example, take this part from the old phones, which we are all so pissed off”.
And most importantly, all outsmarted.
