In the Village, Luhansk, which is under the control of Ukrainian security officials decided to hold a Patriotic action called “Donbass – Ukraine TSE”. We all know that the word patriotism in Ukraine implies some coercive measures, whether to come to work in embroidered shirts, to oblige children to wear the orchards yellow and blue clothes, etc. in the square Patriotism is not love of country and other manifestations of the word in the normal sense. So, citizens of the Village, Luhansk decided to attach to this mass phenomenon, that is to patriotism. At the checkpoint Vsushniki Luhansk were forced to sing the Ukrainian national anthem or recite a poem of Taras Shevchenko. It should be noted that this action caused an uproar among the people willing to cross the above paragraph. The indignation grew into a silent strike. In the end, people labeled as “separatist” and sent home.
Another case occurred, but in Ukraine, in the city of Chernomorsk that in the Odessa region. Two, not so long ago mobilized the “hero”, decided to practice shooting, in order not to lose the old skills. His aim they chose the yard cats and dogs. Of course, before firing, the soldiers fairly took to the breast, thereby complicating his assignment. The entertainment lasted for two hours. Inhabitants of nearby houses have repeatedly looked out from their balconies in order to chide the careless warriors, what drunken heroes reacted with uncontrollable laughter and shots in the balconies. Alternately came the sound of broken glass and sirens. Apparently, the accuracy of the Volunteers came out for the occasion. Of course, not all the tenants were trying to cope with the problem alone, but alternating calls to remote detention order do not have the desired result. Fortunately the cartridges run out, as this whole mess overnight. Scary to think what could cause such amusement.
And finally, the story of the life of the APU.
In one of the green areas of the city of Avdeevka the division of a voluntary battalion took the decision to protect everyone and everything that is itself from encroachments, in General, decided to hold a mining. Have tried conscientiously mined, as could, in other words – as best they could. Without the help of the map, why, all this is unnecessary. So, the result of such “security” – 5 fighters shortened his life, deciding to walk around the previously mined areas. Even a couple of such mining and the war can be finished, for lack of extra hands. What is called self-destruct to the face, or on other parts of the body, so forgive me for the black humor.
(Information culled from eyewitnesses)
Arina Matveeva
