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How Putin became President of this incredible Union

…No, no, gentlemen, comrades, will not write “gluposti” – everything that happened, in fact, did not happen by chance. It had been a complex cause-and-effect relationships.

Or, if you remember the places of the genius of Marx, we can call it even and unique action the world Needs.

And yet – the action is relentless, though purely materialistic Rock, moving to the future in the tracks of historical determinism, or predestination, in the whole of the relationship of temporal events.

 

Take two points, which, by and large, will already be enough… in order to see the absolute inevitability of what happened.

1. …In early September of 2016 year on the Polish TV picture of Putin at the time a news report was provided with the caption “the President of the United States.”

Of course, it was immediately issued a “technical error”, but serious people have to understand that any mistakes in such things do not happen. It was a confirmation… that Putin by the “Atlanticist” given all powers to solve urgent world problems…

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2. All sane Americans dream about President Putin. Not to mention the fact that in this list (very subconsciously, of course, but exactly how they do not deny) and all Ukrainians, and even Germans, French and the rest of the world.Especially after at least a correspondence of meeting with President Obama.

Как Путин стал президентом этого невероятного Союза

 

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..After Hillary Clinton, along with all his supporters, did not agree with the election results and brought people to the streets in Washington of the former Ukraine was urgently discharged consultants-slash-experts in the Maidan.

The newly elected President trump, even before the publication of the official results of the election moved to the White House along with his wife Melania and his three secretaries (which are very reasonable to rumors, and even his mistress), two-day, closed off from all the journalists.

However, on the third day under the hastily dug trenches at the Windows of the Oval office and all around the perimeter of the presidential residence – in battles with the defending guards and the National guard were killed I don’t know how many thousands of Hillary supporters.

After the burning of tents, the national guard pushed the Maidan to the world Bank, at 18th street.

However, soon on the streets of the capital alone, the death toll has exceeded some absolutely incredible amount, and the third the Minister of war resigned.

After the violent capture of the National guard the most important members of Congress (all Senators and key members of the house of Representatives) and the Supreme court, they were taken “before the eyes” of the newly elected President.

With great difficulty, all located in the large East room.

It was there five hours continuously continued the meeting, accompanied by terrible screams, and, according to rumors, even shots.

Because not all until I realized that the situation is formally very reminiscent of the confrontation between Democrat al Gore and Republican George W. Bush.

Contradictions and opponents now was absolutely intransigent – the country really was on the verge of Civil war. Absolutely a stalemate – you have to be ready even to the fact that only with the complete destruction of one of the parties it will be resolved.

The idea,unusual, even incredible, after which nearly killed him on his head downed pilot John McCain, was filed by Henry Kissinger.

The same man who was Secretary of State under presidents Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, and who in 1973 received the Nobel peace prize for his role in the achievement of the Paris agreement. And who is a member of the Bilderberg club.

It is the authority of Henry Kissinger and helped. After half the room broke voice, half deaf, and two senators and one member of the house of Representatives right in the hall committed suicide, the decision was made.

Then Donald trump has apologised before the former Governor of Indiana Mike Pence, very convincingly promised him the patronage of the most important person on Earth and quickly flew to Moscow.

…To his great surprise, the text of the Treaty on the establishment of the Soviet Union and the Imperialist.., sorry, the Union of the United States of America, Canada and Russia for two weeks waiting for his signature, as the signatures of some of the other participants.

Vladimir Putin, looking sympathetic to Donald Trump in the eye, patted him on the shoulder:

– Well, what are you, Donald, against fate, no arguing – after all is said in all the predictions that the 44th black President of the United States will be the last. Yes, and to be the Vice President of the United States, with all real authority and with the life of the President, not so bad.

And put it in the sense that he was, Donald trump, calmly, “steer” America under the strict supervision of Putin will be like God’s bosom.

Talked a little more.

On timidly expressed bewilderment Donald that he doesn’t know whether to join their Union and Canada, Vladimir reassured him that Justin also don’t know, but Queen Elizabeth II really asked for. And, thanks to it, Donald trump, skillful explanation and conviction, and soon Justin will solve everything correctly.

And at the same time, wrote a business trip to formal and real leaders of Canada – British Queen Elizabeth II and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Separately, Donald, I want you to reassure Justin that mad at him I do not hold, in General, already forgotten…

And, rubbing a finger on the cheek, smiled slyly:

– By the way, if you don’t mind, in our Union, and Japan – ten hours bored, yet we are not agreed. It was necessary, in the end, to solve the issue with the so-called Northern territories! Now the Japanese are, in a sense, will get not only all the disputed Islands, but the whole of Sakhalin, the whole of Siberia and all of Russia. And as it turns out even Canada and the United States, along with once our Alaska and California.

As we’re all of Japan.

In passing, the President said that comrade head of the people’s Republic of China, XI Jinping, already knows everything and would be honored (yet) to become an associate member of the Union.

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Still depended on the limited, in General the speed of the presidential.., sorry, already Vice-presidential Boeing 747 (Vladimir has promised Donald personal supersonic Tu-144 upgraded, the production of which is once again in Voronezh).

But soon Russia with Japan, Canada and the United States of America finally sighed quietly.

All the other world countries, by contrast, simply “stood on ears”. In the information field began it.

Then all countries have written letters with the request to put them in a queue for inclusion in the Union, the UN began to develop a series of events in connection with the upcoming self-dissolution.

However, Putin gave a categorical “no”, with the promise, “if anything,” even to veto. Saying is very important now that duplicate the role of the organization.

Because justice is real, not declared, becomes the main principle of international politics.

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In the American part of the Union, all was quiet…

The people somehow removed from the streets “shtatovskih” cities, people rushed to get out of the secret places, shirts, t-shirts and sweatshirts with Putin’s portrait.

Even if it was for the first time, got drunk “too high”.

On the Ground, finally, came the era of justice…

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