About a year ago, Mr. Minister Ulyukayev very accurately and shrewdly described the economic situation in Russia as “lying down on the fragile bottom.”
Literally, the Minister said:
“It is evident that we are somewhere at the bottom are, or what to call this movement.”
He added: “But it’s still very fragile”.
It turns out – “lying down on the fragile bottom.”
Well, how else can be called a movement (!) when someone is lying on something?
Actually, I used to think that when someone or something is, then he (it) does not move, high move. Because if it moves, it means not lying. But if is – means not moving. But the Ministry of economic development after long research have opened a new kind of movement, when the economy is moving and at the same time. And call it should be lying.
By the way, this discovery is fully integrated into the General theory of relativity.
You should understand that:
Since the Russian government is doing nothing for economic recovery, these things can be defined as the absence of motion, that is, the economy is. Lies and afraid to move, not to break the fragile bottom and not fall through to the floor below, where is Ukrainian.
However, judging from negative changes in economic indicators (GDP, income levels and neck.etc.), the economy is going down, albeit slowly. Perhaps it’s because the bottom is sloping. And not only fragile and slippery.
If you look on the Ukrainian economy, which also slides, but much faster, the Russian slides not down, but rather up.
Relativity in its purest form.
In summary, we can say this:
The Russian economy is on the fragile bottom, fearing to move, while slowly slides up or down, depending on point of view.
That is to say, lie down, and you can tell that lie up.
By the way, if the starting point is to take a Russian citizen, whose income in the past year decreased markedly, the Russian economy steadily goes up.
However, with respect to the citizens whose incomes are increased, the Russian economy still is down.
Although these people probably do not be upset, their revenues increased.
In General, a person whose income has increased may be happy for yourself, and those whose income has decreased may be happy for others. Like this.
And yet, if you look at an angle, you can see that the bottom is very steep, but the Russian economy will slide relatively slowly, despite the steepness. From this we can conclude that the steepness of the bottom we are still very good lie.
And if you stand on your head, everything will look and does the opposite. And the Ukrainian economy will crawl down and up, and the Russian will crawl after it, but with a clear lag. And will the subjective Peremoga.
The theory of relativity – cool, and the economic theory of relativity – all thing.
The main thing is not to move, not to break the fragile bottom and not fall on the Ukrainian floors. Because being on the same level with Ukraine will not be so easy to explain, even the theory of relativity won’t help.
Actually it’s our government tries not to do sharp movements. And since the sharpness of the motion is also a relative term, the government is trying not to make any movements. And then you never know.
And lie.
But there is one unpleasant effect is: when you lie down to eat anyway you want.
Matter how smoothly and quietly you’re not lying.
And the Russian economy eats, gradually prokusheva reserve Fund.
And prokachivaya too, because if eaten after a while inevitably you will defecate.
Even if it means lying.
By the way, this explains the bottom of the crisis we have slippery. If prokakivat reserve Fund lying under him, the bottom will inevitably become slippery. Who does not believe can put a personal experiment.
And at the current rate we will procesem and procurem reserve Fund during the year, about this today told Deputy Minister of Finance.
By the way, earlier, the Finance Ministry promised to processivity reserve Fund until the end will not.
Apparently he changed his mind.
However we have another Fund – the national welfare. It is a pity that his name is not really matched with our economic situation, when you lie down on the fragile bottom, afraid to move and prokativaet reserves for itself, slowly gliding up towards Ukraine.
In General, before the presidential elections in 2018, we’ll dolazim will live, dekalim…
And then what?
And then we probably will choose Putin’s IV and he will finally save Russia.
Although I somehow think that in 2018, Putin will not be in the mood to save Russia. No desire to continue rowing in the galley, which lies at the bottom, prokaev the whole reserve Fund and continuing to slide down. Doubtful it will be fun to row procaci, which in a year will accumulate under the galley. And in the galley too. Moreover, the funds are on the verge of complete exhaustion.
So I have a strong suspicion that after another year of this “lying down on the fragile bottom,” Putin suddenly tired, tell me a funny anecdote with “well I don’t shmogla” and make all handle.
And will appoint a successor… well, like Kiriyenko.
In Kiriyenko has a wealth of experience to cover the retreat of comrades, that it and apply.
Remember, as it was in 1998?
Here’s something similar we are.
And something tells me that the remnants of the welfare Fund then we will not find it.
They somewhere lost. Lost and FSE. Together with a well-known oarsman.
Then the fragile bottom of the crisis will still be broken. Despite the fact that we are all the time lying, trying not to move. Crack the fragile bottom.
And we still find ourselves somewhere near Ukraine.
When United, because we understand that we are Ukrainians naipali exactly the same, and we share nothing else, not counting the needs. And the need better to divide into two so all was vremni. It’s snuff apart (or fat, anyone that), and rake procaci better together – faster and not so offensive.
Here.
Oh, and also: Ministry of economic development probably should be renamed Minekonomiki. It would be more accurate.
