Once again the Ukraine saves the entire civilized world, which, according to local analysts, politicians and just morons, fall into the abyss of lawlessness, cynicism, and, of course, “Putin’s hybrid aggression”.
This time Kiev stood chest to protect the “Hillary, Clinton” – so the local dialect is called svidomo all the news of Hillary Clinton.
You just don’t understand what is the importance of elections in the United States for Ukraine. All normal people, of course, deeply set than there they have all over who Donald trump said Hillary, when she learned about the antics with a cigar for hubby in the White house. But we, Ukrainians, are not. We…on, do not need bread, but that’s to talk about the twists and turns of the race in America”.
It turns out that trump is “fosterling” of Vladimir Putin, pouring, bastard, water, salt mill, and the result is great, sovereign, Catholic and Pro-European Ukraine could fall even deeper into a giant…well Poo, to which she confidently and persistently moves.
All news, all the Patriotic public obsessives the same topic: “trump promised to recognize the Crimea”. Even the news about the daily arrests of corrupt officials, bribe takers, embezzlers and, of course, the former leader of the Party of regions Oleksandr Yefremov does not already inserted part of the active creative svidomo cattle. The more that the General Prosecutor’s office, headed by the frantic Burr attorney-Yura Lutsenko, apparently, went to the second round: Ephraim second time delay, “Ukrzaliznitsa” generally in the third round shake, but the Ministry of emergency situations until they touch. Moreover, as it became known, two senior bellied emceemiko”, revealing arrested almost two years ago at a meeting of the government of Arseniy Yatsenyuk for corruption has already been restored by the court in the posts. Therefore, against the background of such “anti-corruption” of the cycle, all the attention switched to the race in the United States.
With a terrible sound eager “farts”, which replace the dimensions of the bodies of knowledge of the world. Read “Facebook” interior Minister Arsen Avakov, who are supposed to care about the safety of citizens. The more that these citizens have already begun to skirmish with patrols of the National guard (Odessa) and periodically blow up the “prominent” journalists in the capital of a European state. But as it turned out, the Minister Avakov is not concerned about it. “The candidate in presidents of the United States Donald trump is extremely dangerous for Ukraine,” – Arsene post on the page with trembling hands. “The shameless statement of trump, repeating the Pro-Kremlin statements that Crimeans supposedly legally voted in favor of joining the Russian Federation, is a diagnosis of a dangerous outcast,” writes will remind, the Minister of internal Affairs of Ukraine. And then follows a brilliant conclusion that leaves room psychiatrists for setting the correct diagnosis is marginal, pandering to the dictatorship of Putin, to be the guarantor of democratic freedoms in USA and in the world.”
Hundreds of thousands of average eurocomach of Ukraine is absolutely certain that the Kremlin is preparing to seize power in the United States, set up there with trump’s “Imperial dictatorship” and end democracy in the world. Moreover, under democracy refers to “betrayal of the armed struggle of Ukrainian patriots with terrorist aggression.” Ukrainian eurobilla in shock: trump is working for Putin, and if he is elected President, “America merge Ukraine”. Well, isn’t this wonderful? There are some special hidden beauty in this latest fit of madness. Seventy percent of the population of the country winning “gidnost” is not able to pay communal, but fiercely, fiercely discussing the topic “the FSB hacked the server, Hillary” and laid out in open access all her correspondence.”
A senior colleague Arsen Avakov in the party “people’s front”, is almost forgotten now ex-Prime Minister Yatsenyuk (Arsen-Arseny, a very funny coincidence) also spoke up from the political grave with the help of Facebook. It is necessary to quote: “the Statement by Donald trump in the Crimea came out for any of the domestic political campaign as the official presidential candidate of the USA challenges the values of the free world, a civilized order and of international law.”
Well, all, of course, know that Arseny was the founder of the theory of protection “world civilization” from the invasion of “Putin’s hordes.” With this purpose began the construction of a modern “European shaft” on the border with Russia. Unfortunately, Yatsenyuk failed to enjoy the fruits of their labor, because it was removed from the post of head of the government. Those few tens of meters of mesh Netting that is rot currently on the border, are a sad reminder of 400 million hryvnia, was successfully mastered by the team of Arseniy within the concept of “stop Russian aggression”.
The historical choice of Ukraine is as follows: either “Hillary, Clinton” win “marginal trump”, or you will die of civilization in General and Ukraine in particular. “Putin is eager for power in America,” excited fight “the leaders of the Ukrainian segment of the Internet” and wring in despair that they are usually twisted in such a case.
President Waltman retains in the ocean antithrombosis hysteria calm.
He never commented on the hysterical screams of his Minister Avakov and hopeless crying brutal Yatsenyuk, whose location is yet to be ascertained.
The guarantor of the Ukrainian nation fully realizes that trump has won or Hillary” – it is, in any case, Fox.
Therefore, keeping mum, helpfully gave him the head of AP Boris Lozhkin.
Alexander Jablokov, “Anti-Fascist”
