There once was a king. Well as king? According to the documents — the President, three times and with the prospect… But according to loyal — a true king.
And he was the king of the black belt. The truth is honorable, but in judo. Honestly honored at the Dresden club. In fights with partners.
But the king somehow kept thinking that the belt that he’s not only judo, but also on the economy.
Said about someone the king or he himself decided, while loyalists did not dare to argue — history is silent.
But the fact is that the king used to regularly economy your judo skills with the Dresden style, is very successful and proud of it.
However, at first, while the king was not an absolute President, and went to the guarantees of the Constitution with live predecessor, to apply their judo skills to the economy, he didn’t really mind. And those good times not frightened economy somehow grew. Sometimes not even poorly.
But then the predecessor of the bucket list started…
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It all started with a reception called “island of stability”. After this reception, the economy is not growing. Tried a couple of times, but the king stopped. Because stability, as we know, must be stable. Like its predecessor in the grave. For stability people are more or less accustomed. Even happy. People used to say that stability is better than in Ukraine. However, the king decided that stability is not enough and has demonstrated the following technique. The reception was called “not affected”. The people at first admission was delighted.
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Very much liked the idea that foreign adversary in vain to persist in his intrigues to our Kingdom uneasy. It has appeared, early rejoiced. Influence. It is true there appeared a refinement of that influence, but do not harm and even help, but it is already clear that this technique is also lossless failed.
Further, the king launched otvetku. That is imposed retaliatory sanctions on those who seem not affected. To too not to influence. Or to influence, but not to harm. And maybe even help.
Otvetochka led to reciprocity, where they can not remove the sanctions, because these are, but these are unable to remove, because there are those. In short, a stalemate happened.
Then the king, in order to defuse the situation, declared that oil can not be cheap, because it will be unprofitable to anyone.
And oil, as if accepting a bet, then fell.
The king’s held a counterexample under the name “sold the dollar for 30 — will sell for 45”.
The disadvantage of this reception was the fact that the dollar was American, not Russian, and the right to self-emission of the Federal reserve USA the king did not give. Therefore, in order to sell at $ 45, had them from somewhere to get in strict accordance with the principle of “to sell something unnecessary, you must first buy something unnecessary”.
Then the king tried to throw at once for IPPON and the dollars were sold at 60, 75 and some time even more expensive. But the economy from it became better not.
So the money was more, the king began to issue their own loyal money growth at 11% per annum and above. According to the logic of the king’s money was to increase by 11% per year. But in practice the money was on the contrary less.
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Black stripe, ” declared the king. But the white strip after this statement has not come. Came grey. Then the king announced that this was the bottom. And I was wrong again. However, the bottom really was, but it was only a first bottom — the bottom is the youngest of economic dolls. But all the rest remained still ahead. I, of course, will tell. In fact, the king spent against the economy much more techniques. Were the techniques with taxes, pensions, excise taxes, tariffs, American bonds. A series of receptions with the budget. And operation “cello”. And others…
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Came once to the king, the Swiss guru. Name Was Burkhalter. You long for something alone fought. Who will win — people are not reported. But want then the results guessed.
In General, a lot of interesting despite the fact the king was.
Interesting was the king. A black belt he was. Honorary. Judo. Honestly honored at the Dresden club. But the king somehow with the economy mostly struggled. In the Dresden style.
And was that the king the state has one solid stripe… the same color as the king’s belt.
